Emma Watson Should Be Insulted By The Looks Of This Doll

Yikes! Emma Watson should be irate at this doll. The doll looks nothing like her. NOTHING! Emma has picturesque features and undeniable charm. Her work as Hermione was top notch. This doll is an insult to her and children the world over. Ole Five Head Queen Of Hearts Face Ass Lookin Doll.

Because of the offensiveness of this doll, I’m back on team Emma after last night’s understated fiasco.

“Hey Chaps, fill us in. Why were you off team Emma? Thought you were firmly entrenched in that camp.”

Thanks for asking. Emma’s singing voice is problematic. I hate to be the first to say it, but it’s true. Singing the score from Beauty in the Beast requires real vocal chops and I wasn’t sure if Emma really had Belle’s voice in her. Those concerns were validated. From the trailer that was shown during the Golden Globes, with heavy heart I must say that it appears that we are in for an auditory let down, folks. She still didn’t deserve that hideous fucking doll, though. That’s a fact.