Threatening To Beat Up An Employee On A Job Application Is An Interesting Route To Take

Fucking Chad. Gotta get that foot in the door somehow. And you know what? I kind of respect the move. There are way too many Barstool applications that come in with no gusto. All bark and no bite. And when the highlights of your email includes saying you’re the funniest guy NOT on Barstool sports then throwing out such gems as “I must be overcompensating for something. Hint – It rhymes with mall eenis”, ya gotta do something to stand out. Calling out co-workers to a fight is one way to establish dominance. Might as well step right in and declare Prima Nocta while we’re at it. Chad won’t give you any cookie cutter answers during the interview like he works too hard and pushes himself too much. Nope. He’ll straight up come in and beat the living piss out of employees until there’s no one left to run the company. The only thing is we kind of need to locate ChadOne now and find out how he one upped ChadTwo. Can’t bring on a guy who is playing second fiddle in the life of hardo.

I would put ChadTwo up there as the hardoest hardo in the history of hard, but then I was reminded of this gem who withstood 20-hours of sleeve work in the tattoo chair. God bless the saints like this who make us normals and remedial douche-canoes in society look a billion times better.