Giannis Antetokounmpo Was Once Pissed That Jason Kidd Benched Him Until He Found Out That Jason Kidd Used To Be A Fucking Superstar

I can’t say that I blame Giannis for this move one bit. He knows he’s a goddamn stud. You don’t get the nickname Greek Freak unless you have been doing Matrix type shit like this your whole life.

Of course he’s going to be skeptical of the coach telling him to sit. I mean I guess they don’t get the NBA in Greece because Jason Kidd was the man for more than a decade. Giannis must have never heard the glorious tunes of the NBA on NBC song or know that Vince Carter used to be able to fly. Giannis also went from living in beautiful Greece and then being told to sit on the bench in dreary ass Milwaukee. Giannis had no clue his coach was able to turn the bum ass Nets into contenders and went from Ason Kidd to 5th in threes through hard work and ridiculous talent. It’s like Mozart not respecting his piano teacher because he didn’t realize his piano teacher’s name was fucking Beethoven.

But I bet the thing that finally made Giannis respect Jason Kidd was the fact he used to date Toni Braxton (that is after Giannis had to look up who Toni Braxton was before likely cumming his pants while watching the “You’re Making Me High” music video). Chick tore apart that mid-90s Mavs team with Kidd, Jim Jackson, and Jamal Mashburn. Legendary shit. Dating Toni is almost as impressive as that gold medal. If Carmelo Anthony has taught me anything, it’s that a gold medal trumps everything else, even an NBA championship that raised Dirk to God status for beating the Heat when nobody on the planet could stand LeBron James.