This Video Of A Hot Topic Employee Talking To A Guy Shopping There Is Simply A Tremendous Crazy Person Monologue

Tfw when you finally see the true sovereign of power, the eternal dragon guardian of time:

But if we’re being real…I mean REALLY real…this dude has a hell of a sales pitch, this thing could be a monologue kids break out in acting class. I mean superficially yes he is the fattest, neckbeardest, most likely diehard Reddit user you’d expect to see asking if he seems “mad” to the guy working there because of his crazy theories on his family legacy somehow stemming from a roleplaying game called Adventure Quest. But he’s spitting downright poetry here. He’s not demanding souls as payment, he’s just trying to sling blood contracts for mere pieces of souls aaaaand also buy girl jeans and Panic at the Disco shirts, both those things equally:

All in all, just a delightful experience here since I’m not the one who has to deal with people like this and doughy pale girls who “are so random” and are not “your typical Barbie dream girl” according to their Tumblr page on a regular basis. In fact, I would 1000% watch a People of Hot Topic video series if it were to exist now. Spencer Gifts slightly less so but I can’t deny I’d be a bit curious there too.