Donald Trump Offered Sylvester Stallone A Job In His Cabinet Because Why The Hell Not?

Deadline – Sylvester Stallone is “flattered” by the consideration, but has suggested he will not be taking a top National Endowment for the Arts post in the administration of Donald Trump. Word emerged last week that the Oscar nominee was being eyed for a big role at the NEA. Late Sunday, he released a statement through his publicist saying, “I believe I could be more effective by bringing national attention to returning military personnel in an effort to find gainful employment, suitable housing and financial assistance these heroes respectfully deserve.”

Love the play. However, I’m not 100% convinced Trump was offering the real Sly the role and not a combo of his greatest heroic Americanized roles from Rocky, Rambo, and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!. Which is also a move I still wouldn’t hate. You wanna Make America Great Again? Load up your administration of the most iconic fictional characters in this country’s history. Appearance is everything. Appoint Uncle Sam, Clark Kent/Superman, Walter Sobchak, and every character Chuck Norris ever donned on the screen. All winners for this country. Shit, just hire my boy Ben Franklin to come in and be a supreme colonial dick to everyone in and out of the administration. I don’t hate where Trump’s head is at, just as long as it’s not up his own ass.

At least Trump’s and Sly’s Twitter capabilities are on par with each other. This shit is truly unpresidented.

Trump is his own animal at this point, but somebody may have to take away Stallone’s Twitter abilities like a normal family takes away a senile grandparent’s keys to their car. And it’s for his own sake. That man has taken too many blows to the head to cognitively put together 140 characters worth of sense.