This Girl Who Walked Home From The Bars With McDonalds Bags On Her Feet Is Wife Material

ECR- Dressing up for a night out on the town can be really hard work. There’s just so many decisions to make, including having to decide on what dress to wear, what make-up to use, and which killer heels would suit your outfit. By the end of a very long night filled with dancing and fun, all you long for is to ditch those heels for something a bit more comfortable. This lady, who was spotted in Cardiff, did exactly that. Women everywhere are applauding her for her creativity after she replaced her heels for two brown McDonald’s bags.

Am I falling for some sort of viral McDonalds campaign with this? After the Cee Lo Green video from this weekend, the Swingline stapler shit and the probably-fake Skip Bayless comment I’ve got my guard up about everything on the internet. Things just can’t be easy anymore. But if this girl wearing McDonalds bags on her feet is real I might fly over to the UK and wife this chick up ASAP. A girl with a British accent AND who wears McDonalds bags as shoes? Leonardo da Vinci couldn’t sculpt a more perfect woman. And I’m not a big feet guy. I don’t think feet are gross by any means but I’m also not trying to fuck any feet, ya know? However, if those feet happen to smell like delicious McDonalds fries I would be forced to re-think my previous sentence. By the way, that picture is very much one of those things super skinny bitches will grab onto to be relatable and be like, “OMG that is SO ME. I would SO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. So so so so ME.” Shut the fuck up, super skinny bitches. Put your money where your mouth is then. Put a couple McDonalds bags on your feet and walk around town. That’s what I fucking thought. You won’t.