The Eliminator: Animated Christmas Movies

Pick which one you would eliminate

An absolute slugfest between four Christmas classics chockfull of great songs and memorable characters. I can’t eliminate Rudolph for two very basic reasons: Listening to Donner act like the worst dad ever and Rudolph’s girlfriend was sexy as fuck. And don’t look at me funny when I say that. Clarice and Lola Bunny were both elected to the sexy cartoon animals hall of fame on the first ballot.

Next up is Frosty The Snowman. I was thinking of eliminating Frosty just because that magician was such a dick bag and Frosty (SPOILER ALERT) melting in the greenhouse still gives me night terrors. But I think the song Frosty The Snowman may be gone if I eliminated the movie and so would this ridiculous greeting whenever he put on his hat.

Which leads us to The Grinch and Charlie Brown. Now listen, I love that big lovable blockhead Chuck. He’s not the most athletic, doesn’t have a lot of hair, but also seems to be a real nice guy. I think guys like that are great! But the fact of the matter is that The Grinch has the backing of Dr. Seuss’ slick ass rhymes and a fantastic theme song. Charlie seems like more of a charity case to his friends than anything and that has to stop now. Which is why I am eliminating A Charlie Brown Christmas.

But as always, this is a democracy and everyone’s vote counts the same. So vote below:

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