Presented Without Interruption: Gorgeous Fitness Model Squats Her Smokestack Of Sister

Hot chicks, man. They can do absolutely anything they want and we’ll watch it till the cows come home. It’s near impossible to look away. The music in the background could be Fran Drescher reading Mein Kampf out loud and I would still be transfixed. Beautiful women rule the world. It’s been that way since the beginning. You think the Trojan War would’ve went down if Helen Of Troy looked like Sam Cassell? No face like that could launch 1,000 ships unless they were going back to ET’s home planet. And I’m too sure how we got The Nanny, Hitler, The Illiad, an ugly NBA player, and Speilberg movie references from this video of a smokehouse squatting her hotter sister. And at this point I don’t want to know.

For real, legitimate beautiful women don’t even need to be speaking English and I’ll follow their every word. Get a load of this one below. This is one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen. Beyond drop dead gorgeous, and apparently that’s all that matters. She is going off about shopping in a language I don’t understand and it’s like I’m staring at a goddamn 3D Magic poster. Granted, the beauty could be speaking straight English to my face and I would still ignore what she’s saying, but that’s neither here nor there.