Guy Stops Traffic On 7th Ave. For Photoshoot, Promptly Gets His Windshield Smashed

I really can’t believe that someone was upset about you creating more traffic in the epicenter of the traffic-universe. Just so you could show off your tall hair, your prayer hands and your rented vehicle with it’s funny doors. They are really missing out on a sick photo shoot though. Nothing screams hip-hop like renting a sports car to drive 5 miles an hour through stop-and-go traffic. I am sure that whoever designed this beautiful car and it’s powerful engine is happy with how it’s being used; idling in traffic with douche bags as it’s hood ornaments.

Well, you wanted publicity and you got it, buddy. They picked the right Persin to fuck with, because this is going to get him nice and famous. Way more famous than that still shot of of him plugging traffic worse than a dredheaded protestor would have gotten him. You should pay whoever Jazmine Sillivaned your car a nice residual when your career doubtlessly blows up because of how likeable and relatable you are. That’s how Beyonce did it.

Getting the insurance on the whip would have been a good idea. Doing a flip before smashing the window would have been a good idea, too. But what do I know, I’m just an idea guy.