Somewhere Along The Way, Laser Tag Didn't Get As Popular As It Should Have
The big news in the NFL last night was a bunch of bad hombres in Mexico dicking around with some laser pointers and sniping Brock Osweiler in the eye. Quick sidenote before we get going here but I wouldn’t be too surprised to learn that this was an inside job. Osweiler pays these amigos to hit him with a laser, now he has a built in excuse for sucking. Regardless, this got me to thinking; what in the balls ever happened to Laser Tag and why is it not as popular as it should be?
The only person you’re lying to if you say you wouldn’t love to play in a Laser Tag league is yourself. Now personally, I think I prefer the laser tag courses that are in the dark and just have a shit ton of neon lights. Think that’s the way that laser tag is supposed to be. But if you are more into this combat style of laser tag then who am I to shame you for it? To each their own. All I’m saying is that laser tag and pizza is one of the most perfect activities ever created and for some reason, it got thrown by the wayside as one of America’s forgotten pastimes. It’s a tragic story, really.
Moral of the blog is that Laser Tag needs to make a comeback and to answer the question that everybody is inevitably asking right now…. yes, Laser Tag does need enforcers.