Chrissy Teigen Jams Out With Her Clam Out At The AMA's

I didn’t even know that cooter cleavage was a thing, but there Chrissy was last night dangling her yams out in clear anticipation of the Thanksgiving holidays. This is what happens when people get too close to the Kardashians. They start deliberately showing their goods or claiming that they would have voted for Trump or Periscoping the birth of their child. I get that this falls under the category of empowering women and that she should be able to do whatever she wants with her own body, but why don’t we just cut to the chase and shove a selfie stick directly up her ass so she can have a Facebook Live feed of her gash 24/7. Coyness might beget intrigue, but direct nudity gets clicks and clicks get real life money.

And while this might not be the most revealing shot above, I assure you, there are gyno-level shots of the entire pubic mound.

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A very aggressive display from self proclaimed guys girl Chrissy. No better way to engender yourself with the fellas than the ubiquitous suggestion of nudity.