Hiding A Loaded Gun Up Your Ass Is A Decidedly Australian Biker Move
BBC- An Australian man linked to an outlaw biker gang has been arrested after police found a gun hidden in his bottom. The loaded pistol was uncovered on Monday after officers in Brisbane, Queensland, discovered a second handgun in his car. A body search revealed the biker had the handgun “secreted between his buttocks”, Queensland Police said. He was charged with weapons and drug offences. Police also searched his inner-city apartment where they discovered a Taser, explosives and drugs.
There are different types of people in this world that solve their problems in different ways. Cream cheese soft people like myself (literally and figuratively) wouldn’t even dream of having a gun. Other people will buy a gun and carry it in their waist or jacket pocket. I feel like Texans brandish their guns in the street and compare them to one another. And I’m sure there are more than a few people in places like Florida or Columbia that bring their gun for a knife fight via their asshole. But this dude packing heat up his butt with a LOADED gun only makes sense if he is in an Australian biker gang. You tell me that someone in an Australian biker gang did something crazy, I am going to believe you 1000000% of the time. I think if you are Australian, you basically have carte blanche to join any biker gang on the planet. And if you are in a biker gang, you are an honorary Australian. But if you are both, you are the epitome of a bad motherfucker. Which is why I guarantee this guy didn’t once think about loading his gun after he removed it from his ass. Probably turned the safety off as well. Actually I’m not sure if those antique guns even have safety because I imagine they look like the guns Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton dueled with back in the day.
And how about the poor shelp at the bottom of the Aussie police department that has to handle that evidence? Probably makes you question every decision you made in your life to lead you to that moment.
h/t upm