Rumor Mill: Was I Having An Affair With Donald Trump's Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway?

Its sad that I have to take time out of my very busy schedule of not thinking about Michael Samto address the fact that many people are wondering if I carried on a romantic relatonship with Kellyanne Conway. Although I can understand that it is a completeley reasonable thing to wonder and there are a great many pieces of circumstancial evidence that when examined closely, could lead a reasonable person to believe that I was indeed involved in a torrid, passionate, life-affirming tryst that began in August of 2015 with Donald Trumps campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway- I must address these rumors here in a effort to bring clarity.

The rumor first came to light on her wikipedia page, (which I have to ask you to please stop defacing with such allegations. Definitely don’t put anything about this rumor on there) which suggested that Donald Trump’s Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway had been romantically linked to me, PFT Commenter:

From the outside it makes all the sense in the world. I started the internet commenter movement that led to her canidate winning the Presidency. I can understand why maybe some would think there was a quid pro quo on that. Its no secret that I am a very extremely sexual person so that kind of adds up too. I went on a nationwide rustbelt campaign through Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and Indiana- all states that were key to Trumps rust-belt strategy. And there were many times that Kellyanne and I were in the same room together over the course of the campaign including stops in Cleveland, Las Vegas, South Carolina, Milwaukee, Iowa, Simi Valley (pictured below looking very sexually satisfied as the Trump campaign exits hastly), and many other locations.

And there were certainly times were I was legally intoxicated and can not fully be trusted to accuractely describe the events that transpired, but I will say that I have no specfic recollection of having sexual intercourse with Kellyanne Conway- Donald Trump’s campaign manager, so I am nearly 100% certain that it is more probable than not that I am not at least generally aware of it having occurred.

PS DISCLAIMER: This artcle is not libel