This Chick's Unbelievable Meltdown Because Trump Won Is A Perfect Capper On A Day Full Of Election Blogs

I have to imagine tomorrow things are going to get slightly closer to back to normal and we’ll all be able to find quality blog material that doesn’t have to do with the 2016 election. But for today, I’m going to sit back and bathe in the tears of the day for just a little longer. I mean this girl is unreal. Could you imagine caring about ANYTHING this much that it would drive you to react like this? And then she obviously posted it somewhere on social media entirely of her own volition as if this is a thing that should EVER be willingly shared. It’s wild. There’s just so much here I can’t relate to but what I can relate to is that this is Peak Chick Going Nuts, an easy 10.0 on the scale. Frankly we’re all the richer for having bore witness to it.

Anyway it’s fucked up of Trump to not only beat poor Violet Beauregard’s preferred candidate but also to give her some gum that turned her into a blueberry too. There’s victory and then there’s spiking the football, Donnie.