Donald Trump's Election Party Has The Saddest Cake You'll Ever See

Can cakes cry? I mean, they can’t right? I know they can’t, I don’t even know why I’m asking that. But maybe this one can? Because I’m pretty sure that cake is about to cry.

I’d say that’s the worst cake I’ve ever seen but now that I think about it, it actually might be the best. The baker really checked all the boxes. Cake for an insane narcissist? Make it in his image. Is that insane narcissist about to lose the election for president? Make it incredibly sad so it stays on theme with the party. Perfect cake. Horrible, ugly, disgusting, terrifying cake. But also a perfect one.