Election Day Kicks Off With Two Topless Chicks Protesting Trump At His Manhattan Polling Place

NYDN- Two topless women stormed Donald Trump’s Midtown Manhattan polling place on Tuesday in protest of the Republican candidate. The women, in their mid-20’s, arrived to the P.S. 59 polling site just after 8:15 a.m., ripped off their shirts to reveal a message for Trump. “Trump, grab your balls” was written in black paint across one of the protester’s bare chest and stomach. The other woman had “Hate Out” written above her exposed breasts. The disrobed demonstrators weaved around the lines of voters in the school’s gymnasium, shouting “Grab your balls, Off of my boobs!”

I think we all expect the stories from this Election Day to be a mix of reports from the time the NBA had its All-Star Game in Vegas and every Halloween from when you were a teenager with rumors of crazy shit going down in other neighborhoods. A sense of dread, danger, and entertainment all wrapped in one. So it’s nice we were able to start the morning with two pairs of boobs easing us into the chaos. I’m not sure if you will get your point across by going TOFTB, but people will definitely pay attention and it’s an easy story for the newspapers and smut bloggers. Unfortunately I didn’t see any bare tits when I voted this morning, but I did get a sticker that I could put on my forehead so everyone knows what I did this morning like it’s Ash Wednesday.

And the group of genius headline writers at the Post absolutely nailed what Election Day means in the 2016 Presidential race.

But as with any big event, Barstool will be there to cover the good, the bad, and the ridiculous live with a cast of characters that can only be described as eccentric. And crazy. And funny. And out of their fucking minds.

I can’t wait (and am absolutely terrified) for tonight.