Wake Up With The Time Smitty Strolled Into A Stereotypical Black Barbershop For A Haircut

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Blog from 2014

So I needed to get the ears lowered last week and from my previous experiences it was evident we needed to switch it up. I’m usually one of those naive, mall salon douchebags. In and out in 20 min for $20 with no regard for appearance or life, and I’ve had enough.

Initially we decided to branch out a little and find a place as closest to the movie Barbershop as possible. Not necessary a predominately black barbershop, just a spot where you can shoot the shit, get a good cut and have a better time. And unless society and Coming To America have proven me wrong, these places are where it’s at. We settled on a quaint little shop called Maximillian’s Gentleman’s Quarters Barber’s Parlor:

Haircut – Look good, feel good, play good. And I’m adequate at best on all levels right now because of the fat face. B

Experience – No hot towel, but no problem. Great overall atmosphere. B+

Banter – If your barber is dropping sports references left and right you’ve got it made in the shade A+