Anthony Weiner Enters Cyber Sex Addiction Rehab

NY Post – Serial sexter Anthony Weiner is under wraps at an inpatient addiction-treatment facility following the stunning jolt he delivered to the nation’s presidential race, it was revealed Wednesday. Weiner — whose estranged wife, Huma Abedin, is a top aide to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton — checked into a rehab center where electronic devices are banned, according to a report. The unidentified facility reportedly has a counseling program for people hooked on cybersex and exhibitionism, as well as anonymous sex and pornography. Patients there are also segregated by gender, the Daily Mail said.

You know I usually call bullshit on these “rehab” stints for public figures when they get caught. Its usually just a PR move and a way to spin their behavior as a “sickness” or make them appear helpless in an effort to get people to feel sympathetic rather than just be like “that dude cant keep his dick in his pants.”

But with Charlie Danger, Anthony Weiner?

That dude is 100% addicted to showing his cock. Back in August when he sexted that chick with his son’s head basically laying on top of his dick I said:

I dont know whether you can be addicted to sending dick pics. But one thing is clear – Anthony Weiner just CANNOT stop sending girls his cock. It doesnt matter how ugly they are. It doesnt matter if his son is practically sleeping on top of said dick. You WILL get that penis in your inbox, ladies. Hes like the goddam United States Postal Service of dick pics. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this congressman’s dick from the swift completion of their appointed texts.

And now I think its actually clear. Tony Cock is addicted to cyber sex. And you know what? Not only do I believe him, but I think I might sympathize with him. I mean I am absolutely in the same boat. I was born in 1985 which means my most crucial developmental years coincided perfectly with the rise of the internet. That means basically as soon as I was old enough to make my own decisions and control my own behavior, I was asking chicks “a/s/l?” I was in lesbian chat rooms unknowingly talking to other teenage boys pretending to be lesbian girls. I sent my first dick pic before I could drive a car after 9pm without the presence of an adult. My entire generation is addicted to Cyber Sex. Tony Weiner is older but its clear that this guy is an addict too.

When I interviewed Jim Norton on Mailtime we discussed Tiger Woods’ sex addition claim, and Jimmy said something that really resonated with me:

Sort of the same thing for Anthony Weiner. Dude ruined his entire political career for dick pics. Continued to send them and ruined his marriage sending more dick pics. Ended up sexting an underage girl, potentially putting himself in actual legal trouble, all to send more dick pics. Guy is flushing his career, marriage, family and basically life down the toilet for cyber sex. 100% an addict.