Joe Biden Calmy Slides On A Pair Ray-Bans While Giving A Speech

Joe Biden is right up there as one of the coolest dudes on the planet. He’s done that Ray Ban move so many times in his life he didn’t even realize how cool it was until the crowd erupted into applause. That Ray Ban slide got so many women outta their underwear during his bachelor years Cool Joe probably lost count. That’s how cool Joe Biden is. I don’t care if you lean left or lean right. You’d get hammered drunk with Joe Biden and you’d be happy about it. Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t be. The dude pounds ice cream cones and walks around in Ray Ban sunglasses. He’s fucking awesome. In fact, he should be Dos Equis’ new Most Interesting Man In The World. Like Joe said, he’s gonna be unemployed here in a few months. He could transition seamlessly into that role and nobody would bat an eye. Cool Joe, man. As cool as they come.