Kylie Jenner Making Lasagna Is The Most Absurdly Sexy Thing You'll See This Week

It’s a Barstool Confessions day so I’ll throw one out there: Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat is perfect. A great combination of her thotting it up plus being low key kind of funny and also rich as fuck…I like it. I won’t apologize. But this series of Snapchats she did where she somehow turned making lasagna into a situation where I want to both eat layered fried pasta AND an ass (actually not sure which order I’d prefer those two courses, probably ass first lasagna second) is just impressive all around:

I’m going to downgrade her for not showing the finished product, preferably with her asshole right by its side, and I bet that lasagna tastes like shit…but fuck it man, if you can’t get on the train of seeing a chick slut it up while making delicious cheesy Italian foodstuffs then that’s on you. Me and Garfield here know what’s up.

Oh also you get this on Kylie’s Snapchat (Kylizzlemynizzl), no complaints no complaints: