El Chapo Is Going Nuts In Prison Because They Cut His Sex Visits From Four Hours A Week To Two And They Keep Waking Him Up
NY Post – The drug lord [El Chapo], who has whined endlessly about his life behind bars in Mexico, is now suffering hallucinations and memory loss, his lawyers and a shrink who visited him said, according to the LA Times.
[Chapo’s] lawyer said Guzman sent him “a desperate message” that he was seeing things and “felt he was going to die,” the paper reported.
Guzman — who escaped twice from high-security Mexican prisons – told the doctor that guards were inflicting “psychological torture” on him, according to a report released Wednesday.
He reported that lights in his cell were being kept on 24 hours a day and that guards wake him up every four hours to appear on camera for roll calls.
The Sinaloa drug kingpin’s wife, Emma Coronel, this week filed a complaint with the National Human Rights Commission that her hubby, who is being held in isolation, might die or “go crazy.”
She also said authorities have gone too far by cutting Guzman’s weekly lovemaking time with her from four hours to two.
Listen I’m not usually one to question powerful and dangerous drug lords under most circumstances given that I respect and appreciate their work and also enjoy having my head still attached to my neck. But come onnnn Chapo, this is absurd. Getting woken up every four hours seems kind of shitty but it seems like that’s a fair precaution given that the dude has, you know, escaped from prison before. If you can’t do the one basic thing you’re supposed to do in prison, which is staying in prison, and you inability to do that leads to the jail publicly embarrassing itself, they need to do everything they can to keep this motherfucker in there. Fool me once by breaking out of prison, shame on me. Fool me twice breaking out of prison, everyone is getting fired and if they catch you you’ll be lucky if you’re not strapped into a full-on Hannibal Lecter rig.
And the sex? I mean come on Chapo. I get the four hours per week are a respite from jail life along with time spent with his wife and no one wants to see their break time cut in half. But four hours of sex a week when you’re locked up with dudes, the PSI in your balls built up, you’ve been married a couple years, no way you’re using all of those four hours unless you’re going to town on that box like a cheesy Mexican buffet. That’s almost 50 minutes per session with the wife assuming she comes daily, you have to imagine at least half of that time turns into her complaining about the paint in their living room or how the gardener accidentally killed some lillies in the garden. If it’s a matter of principle, I get it, but let’s not act like fucking for luxurious hours a week is a basic human right or need. Drop that load, roll it into your delirious four hour sleep cycles. Do more with less, be resourceful. You’re in jail man. (PS pls don’t kill me sir PPS pls send drugs)