Who Deserves The Oscar More - KFC or Kmarko?
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The best 1-2 punch in Barstool history took their talents to the commercial industry to promote our new app, and lets just all say what we’re all thinking – it was electrifying. Straight electrocution. It was so electric I think it actually created a disturbance in the app store causing it to crash a couple times today. Not since Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson have we seen 2 guys crush a performance like that. It was like Seinfeld and Costanza. It was like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting. Completely written, directed, and performed by the original Bash Brothers of New York City.
But the reality of the matter is that only one guy can win the Oscar for Best Male Comedic Performance In A Fake Internet Commercial Promoting An App For Website. So who do you give it to? Me or Kmarko. Tale of the Tape
Kmarko
– Looked sharp AF in his tux.
– Crushed those “NBA player in his post game press conference” eye glasses:
– Acutally provided all the actual information necessary to promote the new app
Bum Ass KFC
– Drank Steel Reserve for the first time since sophomore year of High School at like 10am for the sake of the artistic vision
– Sat down on the streets of New York City aka Homeless People Toilet Bowls for the sake of the artistic vision
– Laid down on the benches of New York City aka Homeless People Beds for the the sake of the artistic vision
– Dug through the garbage cans of New York City aka Homeless People Grocery Stores for the sake of the artistic vision
Who you got? One guy looked pretty and the other guy basically risked his entire life to make this commercial. Who do you give the Commercial Oscar to?