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Dickhead Bodybuilder Gets Slapped Around By A Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt Before Getting Put To Sleep By A Woman

Ah, the trials and tribulations of a meatstick. Why can’t these people accept defeat in any situation and, even more quizzical to normal society, take on any task without removing their shirt? Nothing is more gratifying than watching this sauced pig get slapped around silly. Getting 5-fingers to the face along with the well placed 5-stars is as emasculating as it gets. Well, other than being sent to take a nap at the hands of a woman. There’s no coming back from actually trying to beat up a girl only to be thrown on your shit and put to bed. Time to turn over the testicles and skip town. Do your own dishes, bitch.

Seriously, after getting bundled by the blackbelt the meatstick should’ve called it a day. Possibly a life. Ain’t no reason to duke it out with a female. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s an absolute NO-WIN situation lining up against a woman. Take it from these guys who got ragdolled by this lady awhile back:

Can’t do it. Taking on a feisty box is a lose-lose-lose-lose-lose scenario no matter what. Absolutely no good can come out of the fight. Just look at these poofs. Getting tapped out by a girl is the most emasculating outside of being forced to watch Bravo and being too much of a pussy to speak up after 8 consecutive hours of hell. Conversely, if you show that broad who’s boss and rough her up, you’re now the scumbag. Nope. Just gotta swallow your pride, say no thanks, and continue making a quarter more on the dollar.