This Teen Spent Three Days In A Coma After A Concussion But Woke Up Speaking Fluent Spanish

Point for concussions! Who knew! Is it possible we’ve underestimated the after effects of concussions? Maybe they’re like lightning strikes in a sense. Sure, most of them will kill you or fuck you up permanently, but there’s a certain percentage of lightning strikes that give you borderline super powers. Like the radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker. Maybe same goes for concussions. Yes, most of them will lead to CTE and a tragic death, but then every once in awhile you get to learn a new language after chilling in a coma for three days. Sounds kinda nice. It’s a bit of a risk but I’ve always wanted to learn Spanish so maybe I’ll concuss myself on the kitchen counter. The real question is how soon does Roger Goodell take this story and say, “See?!?! See?!?! All you people were freaking out about concussions when they’re actually really good for you. You guys are such nervous nellies. And no, I will not be taking questions on domestic violence. Let’s get to the bottom of these touchdown celebrations first…….”