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Joe Biden Wants To Beat Up Donald Trump

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I love it. “I wanna take him behind the gym” is such an old man way of saying you wanna beat somebody up. So perfectly Biden. The crazy thing is that it’s not out of the realm of possibility that we see Joe Biden fight Donald Trump. If there are two guys in the political arena who you could conceivably see throwing punches at each other, it’s Biden and Trump. Trump’s numbers continue to slip so he has less to lose with every passing minute. A nice brawl with a former vice president could maybe get those numbers up (or at least take the glaring spotlight away from the sexual assault allegations). And Biden just don’t give a fuck. That thumbs up-throwing, ice cream-eating mother fucker is ready to launch hands at all times. This election has been terrible but an old man fight would go a long way in making it all worth it.