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Magazine Cover Gets So Photoshopped That Kendall Jenner And Gigi Hadid Don't Have Knees

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ETO- Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid know their angles so well that that they appeared not to have any in their latest photo shoot. The BFFs bonded over a couple of Tecates for the cover of W Magazine’s 10th Anniversary issue, and seem to have lost their knees in the process. The models were transported to a “whole other dimension” by artists Lizzie Fitch and Ryan Trecartin for the magazine’s spread, becoming “placebo pets”: “super-friendly, highly adaptive domesticated animals in a humanoid zoo.”

W Magazine might’ve stumbled upon something here. Instagram models don’t really need knees if you think about it. Sure, Kendall and Gigi are runway models as well, but if they wanted to commit to a life of an Instagram model they could just get rid of their knees completely. Don’t need what you don’t use (might as well photoshop my dick off my body). It’s kinda hot if we’re being honest. Also, people are so crazy that this might catch on as the new fad. No new friends and no knees. Like Kylie Jenner and her ginormous lips. People were causing serious damage to their face just because Kylie injected her lips with gallons of cow semen or some shit. The Jenners and Hadids have bat-shit-crazy armies of followers on social media who will do anything they do. I wouldn’t be the least bit shocked if girls young and old across this great country are in the early stages of getting their knees removed. No knees, so hot right now. No knees.