Madonna Says She Will Give You A Blow Job If You Vote For Hillary Clinton

And that is how you grab the attention of undecided voters.  You don’t need a candidate to pander to the other side when you’ve got Madonna out there on the trail promising to suck the dick of voters if they vote for you. Hillary won’t address what Madonna said at all but you know behind the scenes she’s like, “You go girl. Girl power. Suck those dicks so I can get into the White House. Suck’em real good.” It’s odd how much blow jobs have affected Hillary Clinton’s life and she hasn’t been the one giving them out in either instance. Anyway. Ken Bone just made his decision. Him and his red sweater are voting for Hillary. I don’t care that she’s (probably) kidding. If doing something means there’s even the slimmest chance of getting a blow job, chances are I’ll do it. That’s how every guy thinks. No questions asked. Even the staunchest, furthest right-leaning, red-blooded male is thinking about turning his back on Trump in return for a blow job right now. I also don’t care that Madonna is 58 years old and well past her prime. A girl starts talking about how she gives great blow jobs with lots of eye contact and swallowing and you officially have every guy’s attention.