Is Having A Machine Build Your Toilet Nest Problematic?

Everybody knows I’m a public restroom guy. I’m at the airport now and needed to make sure the ole pipes were clean before I travel back home to San Antonio. It’s called planning, folks.

Chicago’s airport is good but is it too good? The cleanliness isn’t exactly what you’d expect but it’s lightyears better than LGA. That place is a shit hole imo.

I was at the same restrooms when I flew into Chicago on Friday. At first, you think that having the robot nest builder is a good thing, but I’m not so sure. Where does the wrapper go? There’s no trash can. Is there just piss drips getting collected? Is Ohare just flushing these down the toilet? It’s extremely troublesome to say the least.

I feel like if we start treating our butts like pussies in the men’s bathroom, we are gonna find ourselves in a world of hurt. Every now and then you need to expose yourself to some germs. Your butt can handle germs. I dont think we are at the place in society when we need toilet condoms. We just need to wipe the pee off of the seat like a decent human being, and we will be all set. We are the world. We are the future.

Easily the most woke stall I’ve ever been in. There’s no denying that.

Overall rating: 7.2