Ken Bone Did A Reddit AMA And Forgot To Delete His Old Posts About Porn, Raw Dogging Chicks, And Trayvon Martin. WHOOPS!

When we first introduced Ken Bone to the world and he was trending on Twitter with 50,000 mentions of his name, this was the single most important tweet about him:

Theres a reason why they say “Never meet your heroes.” And thats because when your new hero is a very overweight man from Middle America, and you meet him on Reddit, you’re going to envision him getting a vasectomy and raw dogging his wife. I like my Ken Bone in the red sweater getting clowned on twitter. I dont need to picture that.

But other than that we can all relax with “skeletons in his closet” talk. So Kenny likes to leave it in his wife when he finishes, who doesnt? So he committed a little fraud when he was a pizza delivery man. You really upset about that? He likes half Japanese half Brazilian chicks…every red blooded male in America would love to bareback an Asian/Latina with no worries. The only thing that I can see as controversial was his Trayvon Martin comments. Prrrrrrobably dont want that out there to the public but if you read his comment its not nearly as inflammatory as headlines make it appear. He admits George Zimmerman is a scumbag and says its a complicated topic. I’m just saying we didnt find Ken Bone looking at kiddie porn and dropping N bombs left and right or anything. If someone combed through all my past internet activity and the worst they could dig up is that I wanna fuck the White Power Ranger, I’d consider that a win.

Either way, Ken Bone’s magic carpet ride has come to an end. It was love at first sight, we loved hard and fast, and now its over. An ode to Ken Bone’s flash in the pan on todays Mailtime: