Ken Bone Did A Reddit AMA And Forgot To Creat A Burner Account. Shocker, He's A Fucking Weird Dude. Like, "Thinks Trayvon Martin's Killing Was Justified" Weird.
Tfw u did an AMA and forgot to make a burner account for your reddit and everyone found your old comments (Bone is still a good meme, no one said otherwise)
I’m not too familiar with the world of reddit. I’ve dabbled with the front page here and there but, much like Google, I’ve never had the energy to venture past the first page. But I guess a lot of celebrities do these AMAs, they log-in and weirdo reddit people ask them a bunch of weirdo questions. Well, believe it or not, Ken Bone was already a reddit dude before this and, believe it or not, the dude he became internet famous 10 minutes ago isn’t smart enough to know that you can click a reddit name you can see every comment that person has ever made. Well, good ol’ Kenny Bone used his actual reddit account for this AMA so you can believe people checked out his old comments and…. yup, you guessed it… the kinda chubby, mustachioed, 34 year old from the midwest who’s married to a woman with pink hair is kiiiiiiiind of a fucking creep. Some of his past comments include:
Some light insurance fraud
I’ll be honest, this one doesn’t seem so bad. For starters, he didn’t steal any money. Dude just didn’t want to get fired from Dominos and needed to prove he had insurance that he didn’t have so he faked it in MS Paint. No harm, no foul. Get fooled by an MS Paint photoshop? That’s on you. If I walk into a bar with this ID then I didn’t have a fake, you’re just an idiot.
He’s Had A Vasectomy
This one’s weirder. Not the fact that he had a vasectomy, when you’re Ken Bone and you’re fucking the whole world you gotta get that shit snipped. But, sharing it, and sharing it in such detail is pretty fucking weird. You want to tell your boys over a few beers that you got that vans defrens seared and your girl loves it? Be my guest. If you log in on your anonymous internet user name and tell the world that your loads are still frothy then you’re a fucking loon.
Weirdly benign comments about girls
The only thing weirder than making wildly original comments like “I’d drag my balls through blah blah blah I’m a fucking loser” on NSFW pics is making just normal comments. Like can you imagine feeling the urge to say “Japanese features, Brazilian curves” on an image titled “Half Japanese, half Brazilian”? Yeah dude, we know, we read the fucking headline too. Or just commenting that a girl is beautiful? That shit is insane. Fucking insane and weird. “Hey it’s me, internet commenter, just had to weigh in on this picture…. beautiful.” Ok, fucking psycho. Again, not really surprising once you hear it. Ken was cute and lovable but I also have no problem now believing he’s a weirdo creep. The soft-spoken fatty rates women anonymously in comment sections? YOU DON’T SAY!
Some comment about someone’s “bedroom selfie”
These comments are *Jean Ralphio voie* THE WORRRRRSSSSSSSTTTTTT. Even worse than drag your balls comments, even worse than weirder normal comments. These comments, the ones where people try and take some part of the picture that has nothing to do with the main point and make a joke about it, are THE WORST. “Is this techinically a selfie? What’s a selfie? When you set the camera down? I don’t think so lololol.” Shut the fuck up, Stan Gibson, and enjoy the naked woman. Just shut your goddamn mouth. No one cares about that quip that you think is clever, you goddamn loser.
Ken thought the killing of Trayvon Martin was justified
Well that clears up the whole “undecided voter” bit. Kinda nice to have some clarity there. “I think Trump is a maniac but also he’s got some good ideas like black kids who I think are suspicious should be shot dead.”
So I guess the point of this, as always, is don’t meet your heroes. Don’t have AMAs with your heroes. Just laugh at their memes because if you give the internet a cookie, they’re gonna want a glass of milk and if you give the internet an AMA, they’re gonna want to dig up all your weird, old comments about insurance fraud, vasectomies, and creepy comments on girls photos.
Oh also, Ken had some weird comments about butt holes.
I saved this one for last because I don’t totally disagree with Ken here. If you send a nude, you’re giving yourself to god. Whatever happens after that, happens. You want me to say I didn’t look at Spooky Ghost pics even though I knew I shouldn’t have and it was an invasion of privacy? I can’t do that. But just commenting about it is fucking weird. Don’t comment. Don’t ever comment. It makes you creepy. That’s the main message here.