Porn Stars Describe Their Craziest Fan Experiences And There Are A Lot Of Weird Birds Out There

Earlier today somebody asked they could eat a burrito out of my ass.

Well that’s something. I’m a staunch defender of tracking down ANYONE unstable enough to leave a serious comment on a porn website or send messages in general to their favorite sex star. Sending them stuff or stalking is next level shit. And it could be all about love or hate. It doesn’t matter. People who are that infatuated with those who are beat off to by billions are a bus pass away from blowing up a pre-school. Time to round em up and ship them off to Shutter Island. ESPECIALLY these crazies below who went out of their way to hate on and even threaten people just trying to make a living on some dick.

Wow. And here I thought I had it rough being called a poor, Lego-headed “Fag Fountain”. That was straight up wrong, even though I’m surprised Pres has yet to find a way to profit off of “Jew Semen”.

PS – “You may be a whore, but at least have some respect for yourself.” – Elegant words there, Simon.