A Creepy Ronald McDonald Clown Was Spotted At A McDonald's In England

Alright these creepy clowns have officially gone to far. I know that nobody has gotten attacked or whatever. But it’s the implication of having some weirdo dressed up in a scary costume just stalking you that is wrong. McDonald’s is the world’s safe space. It’s where you go when you need to indulge a little if you had a rough day, needed a quick/cheap meal, or just really wanted to have some extra syrupy Coke or Sweet & Sour Sauce out of one of those little plastic cups. Just a little treat. Sure I guess you are kind of killing yourself in the long run if you hit up the Golden Arches. But I don’t want to feel like my death is imminent when I go there. So fuck this clown for trying to take that warm, happy feeling that we all have when eating in a McDonald’s. You shouldn’t feel regret about going to Mickey D’s until the second your meal is finished and your stomach starts doing somersaults inside of you.