Vietnamese Man Broke His Dick Doing Sex Stuff

A Vietnamese man has been rushed to hospital in agony after ‘breaking’ his penis while trying an exotic sexual position.

The 59-year-old man was taken to hospital in Ho Chi Minh City where he told doctors he heard a loud crack while making love to his partner.

Doctors were reportedly shocked when they saw the damaged organ, which had clearly been snapped at the point where it joined his body.

The organ had also turned a bright purple and required immediate medical attention, the Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

When I was little, I had an action figure that would twist all the way around. It was held in place by a rubber band so you could spin the top portion of it and it would spin back into place on the strength of the rubberband.

Once I was playing with the figure in the bathtub that was filled to the brim with bubbles. My hands were soapy while I was giving it a spin of a lifetime so I fumbled the toy into the soap abyss. It grabbed onto my dick with the force of the human will to live. It pinched the ever-loving dogshit outta my penis. My mom thought that she was going to have to take me to the hospital, but I pressed on, wiped my tears, and put a bandaide around my privates. Don’t worry. My penis is fine. This isn’t about me. It’s the about the lesson that I learned that day and how it took this long-time Vietnamese stoolie until he was 59 years old to figure out that we need to be gentle with our cocks.

New sex positions seem like a great idea. They seem fancy and delightful. You see a new move on a TV show or internet website and you wanna give it a spin. Well, dont. You’ll turn your dick into a purple heap of broken flesh so fast it’ll make you puke your own blood.

I was never glad about getting my penis ripped to shreds until I read this article. Now I’m glad I learned about penis health before puberty. It really was a gift that He-Man had a death grip around my foreskin when I was just 7.