Melania Trump Wearing A "Pussy Bow" Gucci Shirt To Last Night's Debate Was An Absolute Power Move

I mean this has to be on purpose, right? You can’t tell me that Melania just happened to throw on a Pussy Bow 48 hours after her husband put the word pussy on everyone’s minds and lips across the country.

If that outfit choice was indeed on purpose, I have to think that everything Trump has done this entire campaign has been planned to a tee from the jump. Which would be like going down a frightening rabbit hole of theories that is basically the political version of True Detective reddit. Was Melania’s plagarized speech on purpose? Did the Trump camp leak the pussy tapes? Has Melania been the Yellow King right in front of our faces the entire time? I just dropped my coffee like Chaz Palminteri at the end of The Usual Suspects while connecting these dots. While everyone was putting the pussy up on a pedestal, the Trump campaign took it back right from under our noses.

And I hate to even ask this question, but could Ken Bone have been planted by Trump? That name is a little too perfect given the state of the conversation surrounding these two candidates the last few days.

Time to get woke and stay woke, people.