My Taxi Driver Driving With One Bare Foot On The Dashboard Was The Most Savage Move I've Ever Seen

I took this picture after Wednesday night’s Mets heartbreak and forgot all about it until this morning yet still was taken aback when I saw it again. This dude could not possibly have given less of a fuck. As if broadcasting my guts getting ripped out for the rest of the internet to see wasn’t enough, I had to pray that this silly son of a bitch didn’t kill me on my way back to Clancy 2’s apartment (there was no way I was commuting all the way back home after Madison Bumgarner slowly drove a dagger through my heart for three hours).

And the question I have is “Was this guy driving with a bare foot as well?” I would say no because that would be straight up outlandish. But given his cavalier as fuck attitude, I would say it’s a coin flip at best.

The moral of this story is to buy as much stock in Uber as you can. Because New York yellow cabs have apparently gone from bad to worse to one step above riding a sewer rat home.

P.S. The Mets losing was obviously the worst part of my Wednesday night. But my strike 3 calls being overshadowed by the loss and KFC’s misery was definitely worse than fearing for my life as this barefooted mamaluke drove around the city like a Crazy Taxi driver.