Bruno Mars Just Dropped His New Single "24K Magic" And Of Course It's A Certified Banger

The king is back!!! Nobody and I mean nobody makes feel good music like Bruno Mars these days. Uptown Funk finally stopped playing in every stadium or during every other commercial across this great land of ours. Bruno puts his pants on just like the rest of us, one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he makes platinum records. And dances like a young Michael Jackson. And dominates the Super Bowl halftime show. Twice.

But back to the video. I was admittedly a little nervous when it started with some auto tune. Bruno’s magic pipes don’t need any help creating a magnificent symphony. However he was clearly just looking to bring back an old school vibe with a handful of FANTASTIC ass shots while looking like the Hawaiian Eazy E. It’s too bad I’m working from home today or else Portnoy’s Eye In The Sky would be catching his biggest blogger dancing his ass of in Barstool HQ as this song plays on repeat all day. This song makes me forget that I am a washed up blogger and makes me dream about having a pinky ring and partying in Vegas like a maniac, which is the best gift someone like me can receive.

And is there better chemistry between a feature artist and his band than Bruno Mars and The Hooligans? I’d give basically everything in the world except for my first born* to join that group. Everything they do from music making to dancing to simply acting like they are having more fun than everyone else.

New album drops November 18th. Can’t. Wait.

*Including my first born. I think my wife usually stops reading my blogs about halfway through