What The Fuck Is the Deal With Everyone Freaking Out Because People Are Dressing Up Like Creepy Clowns In October?

(Boston) — Law enforcement agencies responded to reports of clowns on at least two college campuses in the region Monday night. Merrimack College initiated its emergency response procedures around 9:30 p.m. after a receiving a false report of an armed clown in a residence hall, evacuating a dormitory and ordering other students to shelter in place across the North Andover campus, according to a statement from the college. The evacuation and shelter in place orders were lifted half an hour later after local, state, and campus police searched the area and found no suspicious persons and no weapon. “We now know this was a hoax perpetrated on social media, not just on our campus but on several others throughout New England last night,” Merrimack President Christopher Hopey said in a statement Tuesday morning. Later in the evening, a clown that was yelling or talking into a bullhorn near first year dorms at the University of New Hampshire was reported around 10:15 p.m. University spokeswoman Erika Mantz said the clown left the area, and police were not able to find him or her when they arrived at the scene. According to CBS News, rumors of clown sightings at several major universities, including UMass and UConn, took over social media Monday night.

Kmarko did an extensive expose on these clowns this morning but the more I hear about it, the more confused I am. People are dressing up as clowns in October and… and that’s it? I know there was a false report of one with a gun but like every other school in the country is freaking out simply because they saw a clown on campus around Halloween time? That’s outrageous. Grow the fuck up, you children. Everyone’s been saying that the downfall of America’s youth has happened over the last few years because of “safe spaces” and political correctness, but this is the real problem if you ask me. Fucking kids calling the cops, crying, because there’s a creepy clown on campus during the witching season. If you want me to start taking clowns seriously then they need to brutally murder someone or lure a kid down a storm drain or some shit like that. Do some real shit, you fucking clowns. Do something scary. You’re gonna have to make it real gory, too, because I think “clowns are creepy!” is the most overrated fear in the history of the world. Until that happens then get the fuck out of my face. Me and “l__w__2__” will fuck u up, stupid bad word.