There Are Killer Clowns On Every College Campus In America...Cool.

Dude…what the fuck?

Seriously what the fuck. What is going on with the clowns. Where did this come from?

I know there are clowns in New York. Like bad clowns, trying to do bad shit. It was even on the cover of my morning Metro that I read while I commute:

I know they’re in Philly, they’re robbing Taco Bells, they’re in Florida. There was this fucking guy on this fucking bridge.

And now, it’s college. And I mean EVERY college. I’m slightly exaggerating but at the same time I’m not, it’s basically every campus in the country:

I do NOT co-sign this trend. I do not support it. Go the FUCK away clowns.

Like are you kidding me?????