End Of The Month, Good Luck Fading Texts From Your Mom About Going Over On Data Everybody

So internet is down in the office today. Just nonexistent. At a professional internet company. And of course everything is connected so when the internet is down, the TVs are down. It’s a Friday and the only reason I came in was so that I could watch the Ryder Cup and so the CEO would see me inside of the office. Kind of a 2 birds 1 stone situation.

Instead got 0 birds. So in order to work I tethered my laptop to my phone and wallah, I’m back. Plugged in. Only problem is it eats the shit out of data and it’s September 30th so I threw out this tweet.

Internet and TVs down in office, bout to get a text from my mom about going over my data this month

— Sam Riggs (@RiggsBarstool) September 30, 2016

Clearly not the only one fading texts from my mom at the end of the month.

“Get out your checkbook” preceded by like 100 exclamation points is incredible. Such a mom text. Moms fucking LOVE exclamation points. My mom will text me, “How’s NYC Sammy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Just a ridiculous move. Calm down mom, New York sucks. Also love the guy’s mom whose got random periods and capitalized words everywhere.

That’s mom texting 101. Glad to see everyone’s mom evolved identically in the text game. It’s legit like they text English how Russian people speak English.

Anyway, good luck fading crazy mom texts about data today guys. I went over like two weeks ago and already got a phone call. Went fine though, blamed it on Portnoy.

Pretty proud of all our adulthood readers paying back their parents for being on their family plan. That’s maturity folks. High school demo my ass.

PS — I shit you not as I was writing this blog my mom sent me this text that I must assume is about the Ryder Cup?