The Eliminator: Fruit Candies
Pick which one of the four you would eliminate
With Barstool HQ finally getting its snack delivery, it only felt right to make a snack-centric eliminator. This week we match up some of the best candies in the non-chocolate division. Sure you have Jolly Ranchers, lollipops, and a gaggle of other fruity candies in the mix. But these are the four go-to’s in my humble opinion.
For me, Skittles is getting the boot. Green apple completely overpowers the rest of the flavors in the bag. Back in the day this was closer than it is now because lime made it a very nice candy fruit salad. But Starburst is easily my favorite fruit candy. Sour Patch Kids are the best sour candy on the market (other than Sour Patch Watermelons, which may be the best candy in the game this side of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups). And the unique texture of Swedish Fish make them so great, you cannot possibly eliminate them. So goodbye Skittles. I probably would eliminate you with lime over bum ass green apple anyway. But don’t hang your head, because the other three candies are almost impossible to beat anyway.
However, as always, this is a democratic process. So vote below on which fruit candy you would eliminate.