DraftKings Is Letting Everybody Play Me Head To Head For Free This Week Because I Guess They Like Seeing Dead Bodies
“Pres you don’t know sports!”
“Pres you’re an idiot!”
“Pres you’re bald!”
Now’s the time for all the idiot chirpers to step up and get smacked down. DraftKings is giving the first 500 people who sign-up to put their knowledge to the test and actually try and beat my brain. Anyone who beats me gets a $3 DraftKings credit that you can use to enter any contest you want, including the Millionaire Makers. Yeah, that’s right, by getting lucky and being smarter than me for one afternoon you can be rich. That’s just what I do. Let people grab my coattails and ride it all the way to financial security. Am I a hero for that? I won’t say it, but many people are.
Sign up now and come get your whooping.