Howard Dean Narcs On Donald Trump For Being A Cokehead

Howard Dean from the unemployed politician clouds!! Last time I saw someone as yipped up as The Donald was, it was Howard Dean going BYAHHH’ing all over America’s Ass:

Takes one to know one, Howie!

What a perfect example of how ridiculous this whole circus has gotten. Nobody even fucking flinched when a former presidential candidate accused a current presidential candidate of being a cokehead. People just pressed retweet and laughed and were like “Probs!” Howard wasn’t alone with this thought:

Of course thats just a lot of jokes and hive mind that you always get on twitter. But there was a ton of people that saw The Donald sniffling and slugging water deciding that he was the Tony Montana of the White House. Get it? White, House?

Buncha goddam narcs, if you ask me. I’d be shocked if Donald Trump wasnt on coke. How else is a 70 year old dude supposed to do all this shit? This is America, folks. Id say like 50% of the population thats young and able bodied cant get through a few days without some Adderall or some blow. Now tack on like 40 years and try running for fucking president. It would be physically impossible to do this naturally. Its a miracle that every single president hasn’t spent this nation’s economy on cocaine. We’ve already determined that square ass Hillary either has a few body doubles or might be an alien. Donald Trump is just one, singular human man. He just needs a little help. A little pick me up. A little bump. Just another example of Donald being a normal human unlike all the career politicians he faces. Donald Trump is addicted to cocaine…just like us!

PS – BYAH!