Judge Orders Birdman To Produce Receipts On How He Spent $70 Million Of Lil Wayne's Money

Complex- It looks like the judge is siding with Lil Wayne on this one. A new report from TMZ claims the judge in Wayne and Birdman’s lawsuit has ordered Birdman to detail how exactly the $100 million advance was spent. Birdman will have 30 days to get the receipts together for the missing $70 million of the $100 million advance that was to be split between the two, and he’ll then have to turn the information over to the judge and Lil Wayne’s legal team. According to the report, Birdman’s record keeping of the money has been extremely shady thus far, and the 20,000 pages of documents he’s turned over have been mostly useless. We’ll have to see if this new order forces him to get things together and reveal the truth about where all the money went.

Birdman right now

Dude that suckssssssssssssssss if you’re Birdman. I haven’t been following this story closely at all but I can’t help but feel for a guy who has to track down 70 MILLION dollars in receipts. I mean, should he not have stolen that money and spent all of it in the first place? Yeah of course but that’s beside the point. Anybody who has ever had to put together an expense report knows how big of a pain in the ass that’s gonna be. And normal expense reports are usually just for a couple hundred dollars or so. Birdman has to collect receipts for eight figures. That’s gonna be a nightmare. Especially since he for sure hit up a couple of strip clubs and made a few marijuana purchases along the way. How is he supposed to get the receipts for those? Impossible. Baby has to just be sitting a corner somewhere rubbing his hands together hoping the receipts just appear outta thin air.

His best course of action might honestly be to just kill himself. That’s what I would do. Clearly he’s in the wrong. Clearly he’s never gonna be able to account for all that money. Just kill yourself. The Big Tymers haven’t been relevant for awhile now. Birman has lived a good life.