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This Instagram Model Is Encouraging Women To Try 'Semen Facials' To Clear Their Skin Up On A Budget

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Just when you think you’ve seen Instagram models advertise everything imaginable from teas to teeth whitening to magic fat reducing electric wands, here comes this brave soul Simply Sheneka who just wants to save women money while also having them rub loads on their faces to cure what ails them. I’ve done no research on the subject so I can’t say her treatment is rooted in anything factual, scientific, or effective but I can’t say it’s any worse than all the other shit being hawked by half naked women on there. As is always the case, there’s only one way to learn and that’s by trying things with an open mind.

Also I don’t know that I would say I’m attracted to it, but I think you have to admire how completely unashamed this chick is of using everything imaginable to look slightly more attractive for social media photos. If I’m gonna trust one person who takes cum on their face for the positive healing effects, it’s this lady:

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Real recognize real even when the realness is entirely fake and baking in some confused man’s baby batter I guess.

(h/t MTO)