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Five Young Australian Kids Allegedly Broke Into Their School On A Sunday, Trashed It, And Cut Up The Class Goldfish

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Yahoo- Two ten-year-olds have been arrested over a sickening vandalism attack on a northern Adelaide child care centre. Pet gold fish were mutilated with scissors and rooms defecated in when five children aged 10 and under allegedly broke in on Sunday. They trashed walls and computers, urinated and defecated on the floors and covered the rooms in paint.

But their most shocking act was smashing a fish tank and cutting up the fish with scissors. A pet budgie is missing too. As parents arrived to the news on Monday morning, some were reduced to tears. Kindergarten director Jill Rogers said the children were very attached to the fish.

I would be surprised if this happened in any place except for Florida or Australia. What kids actually break into school at any point, let alone on the weekend? I faked being sick so many times as a kid, my mom actually one took me to the hosptial made me get an X-Ray to make sure nothing was wrong with me. I would never in a million years think about going to school on a Sunday. Even if it meant to play at the playground outside. Elementary school is strictly a place you go when you are forced to and nothing more.

But to trash the whole place while covering it in piss, shit, and paint is on a whole other level. That’s the Australian side of things where you live in an island that used to be a prison and is still filled to the gills with poisonous creatures. You tell me a bunch of dumb, drunk high schoolers did this, I would believe you. But 10-year-olds or younger? What the fuck Australia.

And the goldfish thing is flat-out disgusting. The pre-crime of all pre-crime right there. If a judge doesn’t put those kids in jail for life now, that judge should be on the hook for any crimes they commit later in life. If they kill someone and get a 25-year sentence, the judge should have to serve it too.


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I thought about not blogging this story because my coworker is a goldfish and everyone knows that goldfish have feelings too. But since said goldfish was actually fed catfish yesterday, I figured reading this story wouldn’t be the most traumatic thing that even happened to him over the last 48 hours.