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Justin Timberlake Says He's Open to Doing A Song With Britney Spears But I Guarantee It Never Happens

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A couple reasons why this will never ever happen. One, go back and watch JT’s answer again. At first it seems like he’s really excited about the prospect of working with his ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. But watch it again and you’ll realize that’s the EXACT reaction everyone has when they bump into a horrible ex and their ex suggests they get coffee some time. YES ! OF COURSE! THAT SOUNDS GREAT! WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT! When in reality, JT is thinking, “Fuuuuuuck that shit! I am never doing that. That sounds like a nightmare.” That’s reason #1. Another reason these two will never ever do a song together?

Uhhhhh remember this?

Fire flames song but it’s also a song about how Britney cheated on Justin. People don’t forget. Justin sure as shit hasn’t forgotten. Why would he do a song with her when she reportedly cheated on him and then he made a song basically telling here to go fuck herself? Not to mention JT doesn’t need to do a song with Britney. That might be the most important point. Britney needs Justin wayyyyyyyyjyyyyyy more than Justin needs Britney. JT didn’t make music for like 3 years, released a song and it was a smash hit. People were dancing in the streets to it. Britney performed at the VMAs with some dude named G Eazy and NOBODY cared. Not a single person cared. I love Britney to death and even I didn’t care. So what better way for Justin to stick it to a cheating ex-girlfriend than to deny her the olive branch and bury her music career for good? Exactly. No way this happens.