Allen Iverson Allegedly Leaving His HOF Trophy At A Sheraton Hotel Is So Allen Iverson I'm Going To Assume It's Fact

Of course Allen Iverson left the only tangible item proving he’s in the Hall Of Fame at the hotel. Of course he did. We’re talking about a man who has never left hotel with anything other than the clothes on his back, if that. This is the same man who bought a wardrobe for EVERY SINGLE ROAD GAME and just left his new clothes in the each city. That’s 41 games plus playoffs every year. Naturally he’s forgetting his Hall Of Fame trophy along with any other luggage, property, and family/friends that were in that room. AI probably thinks he can just pick one up of everything in a new city. If anything, the biggest shocker here is The Answer was staying at a Sheraton. That’s wayyy classy for AI. I’m actually surprised it wasn’t a Holiday Inn attached to TGIFriday’s.

Speaking of my favorite fake Iverson stories that are so AI I’m just going to take it as truth, the Tall Tale Of The Answer’s Hoochies At TGIFriday’s:

Brilliant. Legitimate media outlets all over the place have been falling for this quote and I don’t blame them. It’s The Answer to a T. With the wardrobe deal alone, even if A.I. wasn’t the second worst drunken blackjack player in the world (I somehow top that leader-board) he’d still be broke. There’s no doubt in my mind he’d drop $40K on a gaggle of whores at TGI Friday’s. So The Answer has wasted away more on less.