Can We Talk About How Ugly Pablo Escobar's Son Is In "Narcos"?

Are we in the trust tree? Are we in the specific trust tree that allows us to make fun of a young kid without feeling bad about it? I sure hope so because I’ve been wanting to talk about this for awhile. Pretty much ever since I fired up Narcos Season 2 last weekend I’ve wanted to get this off my chest. How goddamn ugly is the Pablo Escobar’s kid in Narcos? My god. I don’t have the numbers to back this up but he’s gotta be the ugliest kid in TV history. He’s so ugly that I can’t even begin to think who would take second place. I’m not alone either. Everyone thinks he’s super ugly. I tweeted about it and everyone agreed. One person even said he looks like a mini Phil Mickelson which made me laugh out loud.  Honestly. The way the kid looks borderline distracts from the show. It’s incredible. A show about drugs and guns and hot Colombian women and all I can think about is how badly that kid needs Rogaine.

It doesn’t help that Pablo is constantly with his family this season. Cause in the back of my head I’m always going, “Oh god. Where is he? Where is that little bastard? Please be wearing a hat this time.” I can’t concentrate. I guarantee I’ve missed major plot points because I’m trying to track down Pablo’s son in the frame. Did the show runners do that on purpose? Did Pablo Escobar’s son really look like that or is that kid balding at the young age of eleven? Each episode I walk away with more questions than answers and none of them have to do with cocaine or Pablo Escobar.