There's Zero Chance Bill Cosby Survives To His Trial Date Of June, 2017

UP – Judge Steven O’Neill has set a preliminary June 5, 2017 trial date for the 79-year-old, where Cosby will be face charges related to an alleged 2004 encounter at his home near Philadelphia in which former Temple University employee Andrea Constand claims Cosby drugged and assaulted her. The timeline of the police report, arrest, and court proceedings are important due to a 12-year deadline to file felony charges that’s fast approaching an expiration date. Cosby was arrested on Dec. 30 of this year.

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