Pamela Anderson Says That Porn Is For Losers
Fox News- Former Playmate Pamela Anderson is urging people to give up pornography once and for all in a Wall Street Journal op-ed this week. She argues with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach that porn has a “corrosive effect on a man’s soul and on his ability to function as husband, and, by extension, as father. This is a public hazard of unprecedented seriousness given how freely available, anonymously accessible and easily disseminated pornography is nowadays.” Anderson labels porn as something for “losers.” “Simply put, we must educate ourselves and our children to understand that porn is for losers— a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to reap the ample rewards of healthy sexuality,” the duo wrote.
The 49-year-old has had two sex tapes leaked—one with Tommy Lee in 1995 (her husband at the time) and another one with Bret Michaels in which images of the video appeared in Penthouse magazine in 1998. Anderson has also appeared on more Playboycovers (15) than any other model, and was the last model to pose nude for the magazine in its the January/February 2016 issue.
What the fuck Pam? How are you going to do this to us? This is no different than a drug dealer telling one of his customers that drugs are bad. Shit, it’s the actual drug telling a dopehead to put down the pipe and get some help. That red one-piece Baywatch bikini, countless Playboy spreads, and those sex tapes were the gateway drugs to this world of porn for MILLIONS of idiots like me. Actually for some reason seeing Pam Anderson actually having sex really didn’t do much for me. Probably because seeing Tommy Lee’s dick made me feel more inadequate than usual. Anyway, this is pretty fucked up by Pam. If she was still throwing 95 MPH heat on the black like Elizabeth Hurley, no way she says this. Her entire life was paid for by crumpled up tissues and old socks. This is the epitome of biting the the hand that beats off to feeds you.
And what’s this Rabbi’s deal? Shmuley, booby, I appreciate you trying to appeal to a cause as a way to get closer with Pam. We’ve all done stuff to get in the good graces of a pretty girl. In fact I kind of respect it. But porn and masturbation are what keeps men sane. It’s actually what keeps our society from spinning out of control. Can you imagine if masturbation was banned tomorrow and everyone that wasn’t getting laid was walking around with a full sack of seed? World War III would break out before Labor Day.
It’s moments like this that we should remember the good times when Pam was saving lives as C.J. Parker.
h/t Tim